Super tare la Olimpiada

februarie 10, 2014

Cel mai mult mia placut la ceremonia de deschidere cand au bagat rusi despre istoria lor. Si cand au ajus la perioada comunismului au stins lumina la stadion siau tinut un moment de reculegere pentru toate victimele comunismului sia ocupatiei sovietice. Toate ceasurile alea care lea furat si toti oamenii aia trimisi in Siberia si executati de Stalin. Foarte frumos.


Fock the Koontz

mai 23, 2012

The best movie of the year made by the people who brought you Little Fockers. The experts in witty alternative spellings bring you now Fock the Koontz, where „oo” reads like in blood, get it? A hilarious family friendly adventure with five twists that leave you guessing and a surprise ending you’ll never anticipate: Little Focker’s best friend, D. Ildo, get it? actually killed himself!!!

Following the tragic death of his entire family, Little Focker is remodeling his summer cottage when a tape left by absolutely nobody reveals that his best friend was tortured and killed by a group of disgruntled Iraq war veterans who were brainwashed in a cruel and deadly government plot to transform America in a war-raging theocracy for the benefit of big military corporations. He swears revenge but first he must win a dance contest in which the participants must also be good spellers. He teams with his ex-girlfriend who is secretly a zombie vampire from the future and from another planet. To escape her dominant father and reclusive mother, they must abandon their life of luxury in suburbia and travel to Sao Paulo, Moscow, Seoul, Minsk, Beijing, Knoxville, Shanghai, Pretoria, Osaka and Hillsdale, Michigan. With everything on the line, they learn ancient martial arts and fall in love, but Little Focker does not reveal his dark secret: he is actually a robot, from the future and from another planet, whose heart used to belong to a teenage stripper killed by incompetent mobsters by mistake. In their fantastic Odyssey, they foil the killing spree of the DC Sniper, John Allen Muhammad, a White Christian fundamentalist and receive advice from the ghosts of Little Focker’s slain family. When they finally arrive at the dance competition, a stranger locks them in a basement and announces that he will slay one of them every day until either they solve Gödel’s incompleteness theorems in a novel way or make sense of the plot in Vantage Point. Nothing is what it seems in this dreadful and charming animated spy mystery featuring blood-thirsty vampires, robot monkeys, talking dogs and Bollywood dancing numbers.

Pedro Almodovar writes and directs this colorful, romantic and tragic Cannes nominated thriller which paints a bleak image of post 9/11 paranoid America. A remake of last year’s remake with the same title and screenplay, but now with a very implausible happy ending, starring Ellen Page, Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Zenza Raggi, Scarlett Johansson, Keira Knightley, Megan Fox, and Danny de Vito as Robert de Niro. Rated PG-13 for extreme gore and violence, drug use, sexually-oriented nudity, smoking, and unhealthy eating habits. In 3-D everywhere.

Stiati ca?

ianuarie 13, 2012

1) Daca filmu Patru nunti sio inmormantare nu avea nici o inmormantare i sar fi spus Patru nunti?

2) Daca esti femeie e destul de probabil ca si bunicata sa fi fost tot femeie.

3) Lucrun ceput optimistu il vede ca pe jumatate facut da pesimistul il vede ca pe jumatate neterminat.

Note muzicale in ordine alfabetica

septembrie 23, 2011









Povesti adevarate calea lui Marius Cruceriu

ianuarie 26, 2011

Nu stiu alti cum sunt da eu cand citesc cateo poveste din asta deadevarata calui Marcel Cruceriu asta, si miemi vin in minte povesti tot asa de adevarate. Hai sa ve zic si eu o poveste din asta adevarata care misa intamplat chiar mie nu pe bune. Deci am auzit ca umbla niste vagaboande aproape dezbracate prin cartier si te atrage la ele acasa de unde nimeni nusa ntors. Da eu vroiam sale vad si nu stiam cum sa fac. Asa ca iam pus pe niste preteni deai mei sa ma lege de gard si ei sasi puna leu coplast pe ochi casa nu le vada pe vagaboande cand au trecut prin cartier si leam zis sa numa dezlege depe gard oricat de mult as zice ca vreau sa ma dez lege. Siasa am si facut. Si leam si vazut si nici nam plecat cu ele ca eram legat de gard. Poveste suta la suta reala.

Dictionar finlandez-finlandez

octombrie 16, 2010

talousarvioesitystä: talousarvioesitystä
palataan: palataan
pyörittäminen: pyörittäminen
kanssa: kanssa
shokkihoito: shokkihoito
sisäänpäinkääntyneen: sisäänpäinkääntyneen

Daca nuti gasesti ceva

octombrie 1, 2010

Mey au pot sa te ajut sati gasesti ceva daca nu til mai gasesti da trebuie sami spui cam pe unde lai pierdut aproximativ. Nu exact ca dacai sti exact teai duce si ti lai gasi tu nu? Deci se acepta si aproximativ da sa nu ma trimiti sa iti caut cine stiu unde la mama dracului. Ca eu nu ma duc acolo satil caut ce nuti mai gasesti acolo poti sa te duci tu daca vrei. Ca eu te ajut dar nici chiar asa sa nu exageram acuma. Ma lesi? Casa nu se poate. Hai ca nu te mai ajut sati gasesti nimica.